Reality TV has been suggested to me a MULTITUDE of times; however, never quite as OFFENSIVE as what I'm about to tell ya.
I was having, what seemed to be, a perfectly normal conversation with my current love interest. Real Chance at Love was on my television. (It wasn’t doing a very good job of keeping my attention, I might add). That’s when he said it! “Why don’t you go on one of those”?
WTF?????????
Did I miss something?
So I investigate further by asking “WHY on EARTH would I need to do that”? He responds, “To get your blog going”?
Are we serious? Really? Now I know that Patent and I are the only folks that comment on our blog BUT we’ve only given the address to one person.
THESE are all things that I’d rather do than EXPLOIT myself and family because I want attention:
NOT blog while at work
Pay my taxes
Eat with Anthony Bourdain
Go on tour with Souljah Boy
BUY a Souljah Boy album
Vote Republican
Count my eyelashes
Pay child support
Pay spousal support
Take out the trash
Bathe in the trash
Loan my vagina to Pam Anderson (she gets it in)
Diet with Nicole Ritchie
NOT blog at work
DO SOME WORK
Clip my grandma’s toenails (she asks)
Befriend Danny Bonaduce
Give up my Blackberry
Keep up with the Jackson’s noses
Keep up with Lil Kim’s noses
Do Jim Jones’ laundry
Piss off Kanye
Ponder life w/ Lil Wayne
Be Bobby Brown
…and that’s just off the top of my head!
UGH!
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