I've caught many stories recently, in which, folks have been abusing the police system by calling 911, undeservingly. They've ranged in ridiculousness.
This morning I was intrigued by a story of a 66 year old Florida man who was jailed for calling 911...get this...because a drive thru was out of lemonade! Bwahahahahhaahahahahahaaaa
Now, I'm assuming that this man was "in his right mind" as he is permitted to operate a vehichle. So, this leads me to believe that this man was (a) EXTREMELY high or (b) thirsty as hell. Whatever the case may be, he clearly has a strong liking of lemonade and was PISSED that he couldn't get it.
This morning I'm thinking how nice it would be if I could call the police because SOMETHING has pissed me off (and not suffer any consequences). I would definitely call 911:
On my coworker for not getting the bottoms of her pants tailored. I have YET to see her shoes.
On OASDI for taking taxes out my check.
On my alarm clock for waking my ass up in the morning.
On my alarm clock for NOT waking my ass up in the morning.
On clothing designers that insist that I wear a size {number removed}. I clearly am a size 4!!! Stop laughing.
On my job for being far!
On the next coworker to point out how big my ass is in my pants.
On the media for this Chrihanna coverage.
On my children for repeatedly calling my name.
On my boo for not paying me enough attention.
On everyone that doesn't pay me a LOT of attention.
On this creepy guy staring for paying TOO much attention.
On my WORK for not doing itself so I can blog!!!!!!!!
Who you reporting??????????
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