Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts
Friday, January 6, 2012
Happy New Year! Zzzzzzzzzzz....
Well? Where do I start? LOL
We're ending up the first week of 2012 and I gotta tell you, I'm getting nervous about this Zombie Apocolypse.
Last Saturday, I turned 33 and for the first time ever SLEPT through the new year. I feel so violated and gipped every time I say that out loud. As a New Years Eve baby I have NEVER EVER EVER missed the ball dropping. Well? That I can remember, which doesn't say much.
I usually prepare for my birthday shindigs by partying the WHOLE month. That dwindled to a whole week a few years back. Evidently, this year my goal was just to stay alive. This makes me giggle as I reflect on a recent FB conversation:
FB Friend: So what are the plans for the Bday?
Me: Well this will be my first time getting out in forever so I'm making a full day of it. I'm starting off getting my hair done in Georgetown. My girlfriend is going to meet me for a few drinks. Then I'll probably get a little shopping done and I'm going to end the night bowling
*clicks submit*
*scratches head*
Me: Wow, that sounded much more fun in my head
FB Friend: Yeah, you're definitely a mom now.
LOL
Anywho...Zombie Apocolypse. I definitely don't stand a chance. If we were to experience some sort of Resident Evil, 28 Days Later, I Am Legend, Dawn of the Dead type takeover. Me and my family's asses are grass! 11:30pm on NYE I took my newly prescribed spectacles off, struggled to get my 80 year old knees into bed, turned on Dick Clark and evidently slept the year away. :-l
Happy EFFin New Year. I sure hope those Zombies, Polar Shift, and/or rapture can hold off another year. I want a do over.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Where's Me Pot 'o Gold...
This week, the hip-hop world is up in arms about the divorce ruling of Nas and strange estranged wife Kelis.
TMZ Reports:
Nas was ordered to immediately pay Kelis $47,249.42 in back child support for their first son together, Knight Jones.
In addition to that, Nas had to fork over $40,454 in back spousal support and (yes there is still an “and” here) Nas was ordered to pay $10,000 a month in back spousal support until he pays off the $299,015.50 that he still owes Kelis. Nas also has to pay 90% of Kelis’ legal and accounting fees which total 155,787.28 and $48,549.83.
:confusedface. The couple wed in an elaborate wedding, in which, the beautiful bride donned a shimmering green ensemble. The couple sliced a GOLDEN cake.
Gee George?
Doesn't take a genius.
Nastradomus shoulda paid attention to the signs?
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